[Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife] Kip: Why do you love me? Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. [takes telephone and dials number] Kip: [making nachos on the other side of the line] Hi. He drives over it and it explodes from the weight] Kip: Dang it! [Trying to impress a potential buyer buy placing the bowl he's trying to sell under the front tire of his van.
I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... Uncle Rico: [talking about the breast enhancers] Why don't you sell some to your girlfriend. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college. pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. [Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine] Kip: So are you ready?
[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera] Deb: [takes the picture] That was the one.