September 18th City of Greenfield Police received a report of a man wandering around a neighborhood with a rifle.
When police arrived, they located the man who did not have a rifle but was carrying an umbrella that looked like a sword.
September 13th City of Waukesha A male was reportedly heard yelling that he was going to kill someone, cut them up, and throw their body in the Fox River.
Police determined the argument was between the man, his sister and her boyfriend over the phone that was a result of the male moving out after an argument about the Green Bay Packers defeating the Chicago Bears.
September 3rd City of Greenfield A resident called police to report he paid money to a telephone psychic to get rid of evil spirits but they are still there.
September 2nd City of Greenfield Police received multiple 911 calls concerning a man in a convenience store slapping other customers with money.
September 25th City of Sheboygan Police responded to a report of a young female screaming "help me!
September 20th City of Greenfield A manager at Olive Garden called police after a customer refused to leave the restaurant because his "grill," which he had wrapped up in a napkin, was accidentally thrown away by an employee.
WHY THE POPE SHOULD HAVE VISITED THE GREEN BAY AREA 10. Vince dude some manners by showing him you take the big post hole digger hat off when you’re sitting in front of people at the game. He could have checked to see how the Ten Commandments stack up against the new code of conduct for the Green Bay City Council. He could gotten drivers on 41, 43, and 172 to use their directionals and drive the speed limit and that, my friends, would be a miracle. He could tried to heal the lame, and what could be more lame than the WIXX morning show. Some holy water, a little laying on of hands and a good word with the guy upstairs, he could have had Eddy Lacy and Jordy Nelson back in the game this week. Just as Jesus fed the multitudes with just a loaf of bread and a couple fish, He could have tried to feed everyone at Paul’s Pantry with just the stolen meat from Green Bay Alderman Guy Zima’s pants.
September 8th City of Greenfield A man called 911 to report he was overcharged for coffee and was "disrespected" by employees at a convenience store.
An officer spoke to employees and it was determined the caller was charged the correct price for his coffee.
September 25th Brown County Officers responded to a report of a theft of a 300 pound rock.